Semi-fic. Wrote this in a comment to someone else the other day. I reckon this is pretty much how it happened ( Read more... )

This is fucking awful and like sodding reality TV. It's actually so awful I have to do it, if only to take the piss and bitch at it.

Celebrity Puppetry

1. If you had to marry an ugly actor/actress, who would you choose?I think you mean "not considered conventionally handsome/beautiful". Hm, I suppose Bill Bailey isn't considered particularily ( Read more... )

ushas42 went all Academese in the comments for the Sam Tyler/Ten pic. And since I spent about an hour writing the reply, I might as well post it here:P.

I propose that we approach this conundrum through the existentialist narratives inherent in the source material. The centerpiecing of the mirror confronts us with inquiries to the nature of reality ( Read more... )

-John Simm has some invisible anti-timecock device in his fayc to stop him from giving blowjobs in Photoshop. GOD DAMN IT. It may be because he often does that stupid thing of sucking in his lips when he's opening his mouth wide to yell and shitz, but bah ( Read more... )

Title: Doctor Who and the Mojo Thief
Author: snowgrouse
Pairing: Third Doctor/Delgado!Master
Rating: NC-17 (!)
Spoilers/Warnings: Umm, season 9 (The Time Monster). Warnings for... er, bad jokes and lameness?
Length: ~1600-ish words
Summary: Someone has stolen the Doctor's ability to timegasm. Crack. Sex comedy.
A/N: Written for sizeofthatthing. Thus, short and fast ( Read more... )

This happened in chat with 45eugenia earlier. Ferris Bueller's Day Off=THE TIME LORD ACADEMY. No, really. Think about it. So many things just FIT PERFECTLY. Ferris=Doctor, Cameron=Master, Jeanie=Rani, Sloane=Romana, Rooney=Borusa, etc...

( BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICK-AHH )

As threatened promised, MISTER MASTER AND MUFFINPR0N.

Ok, not really pr0n, just two images.

"Oh, Master. Your muffin is so *huge*. May I touch it?"
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Only on one condition, Doctor, will I let you feel its squishy, luscious texture."

( Read more... )

Damn you, therru , for egging me on. I can't believe I spent one and a half hours on a joke hardly anyone will get. Yeah. Timecock crack/comedy in archaic Finnish and in a shoddy approximation of the Kalevala metre. Yeah. EPIC POETRY. Kill me now ( Read more... )

LAST OF THE TIMELORDS MEETS THE BOOSH. HAD TO BE DONE (WELL, I HOPE IT HASN'T BINDUN). APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR APPALLING HUMOUR. WILL NOT MAKE SENSE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LATEST SERIES OF THE MIGHTY BOOSH.

( THE MASTER HAS TO RETHINK A FEW BASIC PRINCIPLES )

I FUCKING BLAME NOS. Because she wondered about the Doctor telling Susan about periods. And whoever said it'd be a Three thing to use the word "punani" (RSR? Was that you?). Now I have this conversation in my head:

Three: "Your... punani."

Jo: "My what?"

Three: "Oh, for heaven's sake, Jo, I've just told you! Minge!Master: "I too am very sorry ( Read more... )